He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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