Your dad touched me again.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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