either way he was missing a nipple.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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