told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
what is it with giant penises always finding me
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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