actually, I'm a sock model
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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