the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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