dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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