what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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