4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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