You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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