i just google imaged poop.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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