What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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