You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
