erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This is the high leading the old right now
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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