ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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