At least make sure they are 18
Why
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we're making bets on your personal life
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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