And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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