My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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