My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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