I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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