question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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