Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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