guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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