It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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