I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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