WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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