I have demons in me.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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