I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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