At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
my poor anus
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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