You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
