Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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