carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We are two peas in an std pod
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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