it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You ate ashes out of my bong
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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