I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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