i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We're too hungover to prance.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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