I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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