Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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