Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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