508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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