real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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