We're like a lot better than the average bears
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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