FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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