she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You've changed since you got that strap on
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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