i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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