the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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