Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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