talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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