I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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