Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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