i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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